I’ve got her in my head
At night when i go to bed
and I know it sounds lame
but she’s the girl of my dreams
And of course I’d do anything for her
I’d search the moons of Endor
I’d even walk naked through the deserts of Tatooine

Princess Leia where are you tonight
and who’s laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
and I wake up alone

And even though I’m not as cool as Han
i still want to be your man
You’re exactly the kind of Alderranian that I need
But when you when you were available
I was drinking colt 45’s with Lando
I was hanging out in the cantina on Mos Eisley

Princess Leia where are you tonight
and who’s laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
and I wake up alone

Princess Leia Princess Leia
Princess Leia where are you tonight
and who’s laying there by your side
Every night i fall asleep with you
and I wake up alone

Crossed the street
naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
no noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed
Now in prison for one monthno one to see
All I got is this guy Ben Dover

Don’t like hesh-don’t like rap-
kicked ol’ Sally cause she’s fat-
I’m a jerk I’m a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk-
Smoked a bong killed a cat-
had my nuts attaced by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-
For a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my !@#$%^
The famer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came and took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he’s still gay

Don’t like hesh-don’t like rap-
kicked ol’ Sally cause she’s fat-
I’m a jerk I’m a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk-
Smoked a bong killed a cat-
had my nuts attaced by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-
For a hobby I make bombs
(repeat)

A freight train to the right
feeling that sting of pride
It’s fucking with me it’s fucking with you
All’s fair in love and war
until you say it isn’t but you’re wrong
Words on the back of flyers
My clothes are in the dryer
It means nothing
Nothing is changing La familia is dead and gone
The children grew up and moved on

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time
I’m only asking for what is mine
It wanted everything
I got it now I’m gonna throw it away
I’ll throw it away yeah

Prime select and a box of glazed
Pulling fly-bys on days
When we were young and innocent
Elbow drop sundays
When mark eaton got beat to shit
Laughing at the bands we hate
all the spots we used to skate
They’re still there but we’ve gone our own ways
I know it’s for the best
But sometimes I wonder
Will I ever have friends like you again

Is it too much to ask for the things to work out this time
I’m only asking for what is mine
It wanted everything
I got it now I’m gonna throw it away
I’ll throw it away yeah
(repeat)

You’re gonna drown in themeesyou make
You self-inflicted hate
You turn you back on the friends yo lose
When they don’t follow all your rules
But people are what they want to be
They’re not lemmings to the sea
maybe it’s time that you looked at yourself
Stop blaming life on someone else

Don’t bide your time
‘Cause it is almost over
And I know you’re down
And I’ll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you’re just getting older
And I know you’ll win
You’ll do it once again

Just yesterday
It always seemed like such a dream
We’re unstoppable, indestructable
Nothing happens to our machine

And there’s no harm
At least nothing I can see
As for you, not so true
You couldn’t choose where his road would lead

What a loss
You just lost all your sleep
And we’ve always thought
That this could never happen, you see

That it’s so hard
You gotta get up on your feet
‘Cause the only way, I gotta say
Is to move on through the week

Don’t bide your time
‘Cause it is almost over
And I know you’re down
And I’ll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you’re just getting older
And I know you’ll win
You’ll do it once again

Sorry [x16]
(Sorry…) Happened to you [x4]

Don’t bide your time
‘Cause it is almost over
And I know you’re down
And I’ll see you around

And I know it hurts
But you’re just getting older
And I know you’ll win
You’ll do it once again

Its understood, I said it many ways
Too scared to run, Im too scared to stay
I said Id leave, but I could never leave her
And if I did, you know Id never cheat her
But this I ask, its what i want to know
How would you feel if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think itd be unlikely
Another guy, you think hed want to fight me

Shes a dove, shes a fuckin nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and its way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, Im sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say you got to turn your back and run now
Come on son, you havent got a chance now

Shes a dove, shes a fuckin nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and its way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I need a girl that I can train
I need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You havent got a chance now

Dont leave me all alone
Just drop me off at home
Ill be fine, its not the first
Just like last time, but a little worse

She said that I’m not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said “Dont let your future be destroyed by my past”
She said “Dont let my door hit your ass”

One more chance, Ill try this time
Ill give you yours, I wont take mine
Ill listen up, pretend to care
Go on ahead, Ill meet you there

She said that I’m not the one that she thinks about and
She said it stopped being fun, I just bring her down
I said “Dont let your future be destroyed by my past”
She said “Dont let my door hit your ass”

Lets try this one more time with feeling

Hey mom theres something in the backroom
I hope its not the creatures from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb

What if people knew that these were real
Id leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
I wish someone would tell me what was right

Up all night long
And theres something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
Im not like you guys
Im not like you

I am still the skeptic, yes you know me
Been best friends and will be til we die
I got an injection
Of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks Im just telling lies

Up all night long
And theres something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
Im not like you guys
Im not like you

Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation
Information, nice to know ya, paranoia
Wheres my mother, biofather

Up all night long
And theres something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
Im not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies

Please take me by the hand
Its so cold out tonight
Ill put blankets on the bed
I wont turn out the light
Just dont forget to think about me
And I wont forget you
Ill write you once a week she said

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off
Dont depend on me to ever follow through on anything
But Id go through hell for you and

I havent been this scared in a long time
And Im so unprepared so heres your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This worlds an ugly place
But youre so beautiful to me

Ill think about the times
She kissed me after class
And she put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
Id ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in her locker

I havent been this scared in a long time
And Im so unprepared so heres your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This worlds an ugly place
But youre so beautiful

I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you’re 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husbands in jail
This state looks down on sodomy

And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And thats about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And you still act like youre in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And thats about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fuckin weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Cause I love the little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights
Life just sucks, i lost the one
Im giving up
She found someone
Theres plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
Youll come back to me maybe
Ill shower you with lies
Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fuckin weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom trying on his fathers tights
Fuck this place, I lost the war
I hate you all
Your moms a whore
Wheres my dog, girls are such a drag